Thursday, December 18, 2008

This kid is never going to have any friends...

There's a very good chance you may have already seen this since it went crazy viral on the 'net yesterday, but I couldn't resist talking about it. It's hands down the biggest WTF news item I've read in a quite some time.

Nice family photo, huh? Happy parents doting on their adorable 3-year old son. His name?

Adolf Hitler Campbell.

That's right. Young Adolf's parents named him after the infamous German leader because "no one else in the world would have that name." Well... that's true. Or they could just be white supremacists.

The Campbell's story hit the newswire after a local supermarket refused to put the young lad's full name on his birthday cake. I imagine that supermarket will make the same refusal should the Campbell's ever order one of Adolf's two sisters a birthday cake there as well. Their names?

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

Ain't that America?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Ummmm no just friends? How about we add no college acceptance and no job. Who would want to employ Adolf Hitler? Syracuse University cordially invites Adolf Hitler to Alumni weekend… don’t think so.

Incidentally, Tooms and I are planning on naming our first son Holocaust Mussolini-Darfur Toomey and for our first little lady, Rwanda Gas-Chamber Toomey. You know, we wanted to go for something classic.

It scares me people like this exist. And I am from Upstate, NY! Freaks.

Mean Gene's Progeny said...

"Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." The inclusion of the sister named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell points to a more insidious motive. Lemonjello and Orangejello have new competition for the names most likely to perpetuate a self-fulfilling prophecy of failure.

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