Tuesday, December 30, 2008

NFL Playoff Predictions


All season long I have been providing the Suite Spot faithful with weekly recaps of some relevant information and some well, not as relevant. I have provided my weekly Power of 5, enabling men and yes even women to be one step ahead with NFL knowledge.

Well the regular season is over and there is no reason to live in the past and recap anymore... Without further ado, The Suite Spot brings you its first annual NFL playoff prediction blog.


NFC-


1st round

#1 Giants, bye
#2 Panthers, bye


Wild Card Matchups

#4. Arizona vs. #5 Atlanta-- NFC West Champion Cardinals take on a Falcons team that won two more contests than the Card's during the reg. season. Look for this to be a game fueled with High-Octane offense. Arizona's passing game, and Atlanta's balanced attack will make this an exciting three hours Saturday afternoon. Home field will prove the edge for the Cardinals as I have them winning this one in a close shootout.

Arizona


#3 Minnesota vs. #6 Philadelphia-- If the Eagles show up, they will win this game, if the Philadelphia Soul ( the cancelled Arena Football team, sorry Jaws!) shows up then Minnesota has a chance. Adrian Peterson will need to run over 200 yards for the Viks to have any shot. He won't, Eagles Roll on the road big!

Eagles



Divisional Round


#1 Giants vs. #4 Cardinals- Its unfortunate for Arizona, it really is. Geographically unfortunate that is. This team can't win on the road, and above the mason dixon where temperatures get a bit chilly. Arizona won three games on the road- San Fransisco in September- Warm, St. Louis in a dome, and Kurt Warner's old time haven, and at Seattle staying in the same time zone. They will lose this game for this reason. I don't even need to get into how the GGGG-men are a better team.

Giants


#6 Philadelphia vs. #2 Panthers-- This is where the road ends for the Eagles. The O-line and two-headed Carolina running attack will carry the Panthers to victory. I just can't see a team this consistent losing to a team that is anything but consistent. Sure the Eagles have won when they needed to down the stretch, but they did tie the Bengals. If you can't beat the Bengals in regulation, forget about OT, then you won't beat the Panthers.

Panthers


NFC Championship--

Giants vs. Panthers-- Panthers will avenge their OT loss to the Giants in this one and will do what it takes to beat the GGGG-men. The Giants haven't been the same since Plaxico shot himself in the leg, in doing so he took his team down with them. Panthers will be in the Superbowl.
Panthers
AFC-
#1 Titans, bye
#2 Steelers, bye
Wild Card Matchups--
#5 Colts vs. #4 Chargers-- Two hottest teams in football, adrenaline pumping on both benches. So to me it comes down to your leader and how this adrenaline is used effectively and controlled. Peyton Manning vs. Philip Rivers advantage Manning. Peyton will out duel Rivers in this matchup. Colt DE Dwight Freeney will pressure and disrupt the sloth- ike Rivers in the pocket and Peyton will show off his hall of fame caliber skills.
Colts
#6 Ravens vs. #3 Dolphins-- Defense prevails, and Chad Pennington's arm is as weak or weaker than Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's bone marrow. Raven's and rookie QB Joe Flacco win this one, in the most boring of any of the wild card weekend matchups.
Ravens
Divisional Round
#1 Titans vs. #5 Colts-- Colts are too hot, winners of 9 straight, and the Titans are underrated. This is going to be a good game, and Keith Bullock and the Titans will be ready. Unfortunately again I think this game comes down to clutch activity and leadership. Peyton vs. Kerry.. Yikes!! Kerry Collins has been great this year, but they won't have enough defense under the hood to stop this attack. Look for Peyton to open the field up and use TE Dallas Clark a lot in this game.
Colts
#2 Steelers vs. #6 Ravens-- Big Ben suffered a concussion on Sunday and should be ready for the game. Who cares! This isn't the year of Big Ben. This is the year of Joe Flacco, and though he doesn't light up the stat sheet. He has plenty of help on defense. Ray Lewis and the best Safety in the NFL, Ed Reed, are going to walk out of Heinz Field on their way to the AFC Championship game to face the old Baltimore Colts. Oh the Irony!
Ravens
AFC Championship--
Colts vs. Ravens-- Unfortunately for Flacco, all good things come to an end, and though they didn't win the division, the Colts will dismember the Ravens and play for their 2nd Superbowl in three years. I can only see how many endorsement deals are waiting on Peyton's agent's desk. If the Ravens are to have a chance, they will need to blister the colts with solid running through the tackles, the colts are too strong on the ends. I don't see this happening . Colts roll!
Colts
Superbowl-- Colts vs. Panthers
Panthers have been too good this season, and I think this is the year they get their franchise's first ring. They are strong on defense, strong on offense, well coached, and have poise, charisma, and this year more will than any other team. It will be an exciting game, and either Deangelo Williams or Jonathon Stewart will walk away with the Superbowl MVP trophy. The team is that strong and will prove it against a tough colts team. Weeks of preparation are better suited to scheme and stop a passing attack, but when you have linemen and RB's who know how to hit holes, that's just a matter of execution. If you can scheme to stop Peyton's attack and execute and grind out the run game you have what it takes to beat this team. Carolina will do this and walk out of Tampa with the Vince Lombardi trophy!!
Panthers







Friday, December 19, 2008

Pandemic is Contagious

Looking for a last minute gift? The Suite Spot recommends the new board game Pandemic as one of the best and most innovative games to come out in years and the perfect unique holiday gift. The players must cure 4 distinct but equally deadly outbreaks that are rapidly spreading across the globe. The great part about this game is that the players have to work together to find the solution, so playing the game is a fun collaborative experience. It's not all roses and sunshine though, each session of Pandemic is a tense and exciting affair. As the disease spreads organically across the board, the players prospects for winning become increasingly bleak. Even better, the game is really easy to pick up and play, takes only about 45 minutes, and provides a wealth of different game play options and tactics despite its simplicity. The game has been difficult to find for quite awhile now, but has recently been put back into wide circulation. Catch this Pandemic at your local game store for about $30, but you might want to get vaccinated first. 

Looks pretty cool, right?

Don't look cool enough? The Suite Spot officially recommends smoking as the cure for a cool deficiency. You can pick up cigarettes in packs of 20 at most local stores for about $5 a pack. Grab some today!

Shine On!

Feeling blue this holiday season? Between the holidays and the economy, everybody is a bit off their game. One other element that could be affecting you just might be Seasonal Affective Disorder. That's the effect that the winter season has on our mood, particularly if it reoccurs each year. A variety of factors could be the root of the problem, from the cold weather to family stress. The most common cause is the lack of light that we all suffer from this time of year due to staying inside and the shorter periods of daylight. One sure fire way to treat the winter blues is to add more light to your life. Particularly effective are full spectrum lamps. These are lights that produce a true white light that closely resembles the sun's rays as opposed to dim yellow incandescent lamps or overly harsh fluorescent bulbs. An additional benefit is that the light simply looks better than regular lamps so you'll find it easier and more pleasant to read or do other household tasks. I've had one as my desk lamp for years now and I swear by it. Ask for one for Christmas or make it a nice gift for a loved one who could use some cheering up. 

Thursday, December 18, 2008

The Wrestler

Mickey Rourke stars as what looks to be a cross between Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Randy "Macho Man" Savage in one of the best and most interesting movies of the year. In fact, if it wasn't for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The Wrestler would rank as my clear cut most anticipated movie of the season. That said, a flat footed tie with the Brad Pitt vehicle is nothing to be ashamed of. 

Suite Spot Tip: Don't even look at the Bill Simmons review he posted this week as it includes a spoiler early on that is best left unseen, especially for wrestling fans. You already know the movie is going to own, no need for the review!

This kid is never going to have any friends...

There's a very good chance you may have already seen this since it went crazy viral on the 'net yesterday, but I couldn't resist talking about it. It's hands down the biggest WTF news item I've read in a quite some time.

Nice family photo, huh? Happy parents doting on their adorable 3-year old son. His name?

Adolf Hitler Campbell.

That's right. Young Adolf's parents named him after the infamous German leader because "no one else in the world would have that name." Well... that's true. Or they could just be white supremacists.

The Campbell's story hit the newswire after a local supermarket refused to put the young lad's full name on his birthday cake. I imagine that supermarket will make the same refusal should the Campbell's ever order one of Adolf's two sisters a birthday cake there as well. Their names?

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

Ain't that America?

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The cable-free life

$93.16. That was the total of my last Comcast cable bill.  That was September.

Here I am three months later with NO interest in giving them my business again. 

If you are anything like my friends or family, you're probably wondering what prompted this shocking decision.  Why would a man that has had cable for 25 straight years and still enjoys solid TV programming turn away from this American household staple?

Here goes.

The immediate cause was 18 months of frustrating service with Comcast.  Overpriced PPV movies, channel package realignments, and continual rate increases all coupled with crappy customer service got my goat.  The only thing that kept me hanging on was the fact that neither DirectTv nor At&t U-verse were available at my residence.  They still aren't.

The next factor was the rapidly growing availability of legal, mainstream programming on the web.  Hulu, ABC.com, and other sites started streaming high-quality television episodes with limited commercial interruptions at no cost to viewers.  Oh, and did I mention that its being done with better picture quality than standard definition programming?

The tipping point (thanks Malcom) came when nbcsports.com streamed the Beijing Summer Olympics...live! This opened my eyes.  Why couldn't, and why shouldn't, all content be offered via this medium?!  

Give it another year.

Over the past three months I've consumed all of the content a television lover could ever ask for:  
  • Live broadcasts of the presidential debates and the resulting SNL parodies
  • Live college basketball games of my alma mater
  • Live NFL games in their entirety and highlights of every almost sport
  • Sitcoms, dramas, reality tv, music videos, cartoons, and late night talk shows
  • News
  • Films

Give it a chance and save yourself some money.  Pay off some of that credit card debt.  Put an extra gift in someone's stocking.  Here, i'll even help! I only ask that you help me find a way to watch my Yankees come September.

The Suite Spot's Guide to a Cable-Free World
  • Hulu.com:  NBC, FOX, Comedy Central, FX, and now films.  Try The Office, House, Arrested Development, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  • ESPN360.com:  Live college basketball/fooball and NBA.  Stick with the college sports.  The NBA is garbage.
  • NFL.com:  Thursday and Sunday Night Football
  • ABC.com / CBS.com:  Most of their network shows.  Try Lost and Survivor.
  • Netflix.com:  Films, TV Series.   Try The Shield, Weeds, Dexter, The Office
  • Sprint Phones:  Discovery Channel, NFL Network, NFL Radio, ABC, Music Videos  

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

UFC 92 Preview/Prediction

It's the biggest card of the year and the UFC is not being shy about it. The Ultimate 2008 features not one, not two, but three Main Event fights on the card and the Suite Spot is here to break it all down for you:

Quinton "Rampage" Jackson 
vs. 
Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva

Who is Rampage Jackson?
He was the funny and likable star of The Ultimate Fighter reality show who laid out UFC poster boy Chuck Liddell and was on the precipice of major crossover fame before losing his title last spring and subsequently leading the LAPD on a chase through the streets (and sidewalks) of the city. He's facing 3 years of jail time if convicted. Still, his powerful strikes and devastating slams make him one of the most dangerous men in the world. 

Notable Wins: Chuck Liddell x2, Dan Henderson, Ricardo Arona
Notable Losses: Wanderlei Silva x2, Shogun Rua, Forrest Griffin, Sakuraba

Who is Wanderlei Silva?
They call him "The Axe Murderer". Do you need to know anything else? Wanderlei (pronounced Van-der-lay) is the former PRIDE Middleweight Champion and 2003 Middleweight Grand Prix tournament winner who basically went 6 years without losing a fight in his weight class. Though a darling of the online fight community, he hasn't quite been the same since Mirko Cro Cop practically kicked his head off in late 2006. His lighning fast knockout of Keith Jardine last spring quieted his critics. Another win against Rampage would put him in line for a title shot. 

Notable Wins: Sakuraba x3, Rampage Jackson x2, Hidehiko Yoshida x2, Dan Henderson
Notable Losses: Tito Ortiz, Mirko Cro Cop, Dan Henderson, Chuck Liddell

Breakdown:
Both fighters feature a brutal, aggressive style that begs for a highlight reel knockout. As such, this is probably the most hotly anticipated fight on the card despite not being for a title. Both fighters have something to prove and they'll come out throwing. That said, Wandy holds 2 brutal KO victories over Rampage and that's got to give Jackson pause. Wandy will jump all over any hesitation. 
Silva by knockout in Round 2 

Frank Mir 
vs. 
Antonio Rodrigio "Minotauro" Noguiera
for the Interim UFC Heavyweight Championship

Who is Frank Mir?
He's the former UFC Heavyweight Champion who is back from serious injuries due to a car crash in 2004. He's had trouble getting back into shape but finally looks to be back to the form that snapped Tim Sylvia's arm. He is enjoying increased fame due to his recent win over Brock Lesner and his coaching stint on the most recent season of The Ultimate Fighter. He is one of the worlds great submission fighters, especially for a big man. 

Notable Wins: Tim Sylvia, Brock Lesnar, Tank Abbott
Notable Losses: Brandon Vera

Who is Minotauo Noguiera?
The Interim UFC Heavyweight Champion is probably the greatest fighter in the history of MMA this side of Fedor. "Big Nog" has fought and defeated a who's who of MMA and shows no sign of stopping. He showed his coaching chops and gregarious personality on The Ultimate Fighter so his popularity is at an all time high. There is no one tougher in the cage or more dangerous on the ground. 

Notable Wins: Heath Herring x2, Mirko Cro Cop, Josh Barnett, Dan Henderson, Tim Sylvia, Ricco Rodriguez, Mark Coleman, Bob Sapp
Notable Losses: Fedor Emelianenko x2, Josh Barnett, Dan Henderson

Breakdown: 
The winner of this fight will battle Brock Lesner later this year to unify the Heavyweight belt. Both men would relish that chance. These are the two best submission artists in the Heavyweight division, so this one should probably end up as a battle on the ground. Both guys can submit anyone at anytime so it could be over quickly. The Suite Spot believes; however, that this bout will stretch into the later rounds and Mir's conditioning (though much improved) won't hold up to Nog's legendary motor. 
Noguiera retains UFC Interim Heavyweight Title by submission in Round 4. 

"Sugar" Rashad Evans
vs.
Forrest Griffin
for the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship

Who is Rashad Evans?
He won season 2 of The Ultimate Fighter and is undefeated in 13 fights. A standout wrestler in college, he knocked Chuck Liddell out cold last spring and is also a PC. 

Notable Wins: Chuck Liddell, Michael Bisping, Stephan Bonnar
Notable Losses: none, but controversially drew with Tito Ortiz (many say Tito should have won)

Who is Forrest Griffin?
He is the winner of the inaugural season of The Ultimate Fighter, thrusting the UFC into the mainstream with his legendary brawl with Stephan Bonner in the finale. He parlayed that notoriety into two straight bouts against the consensus #1 Light Heavyweight fighters in the world (Shogun Rua and Rampage Jackson). Forrest emerged victorious in both meetings, snatching the title in the process. His wry sense of humor and relentless fighting style make among the the most popular fighters in the UFC. 

Notable Wins: Rampage Jackson, Shogun Rua, Stephan Bonnar
Notable Losses: Tito Ortiz, Keith Jardine, Dan Severn

Breakdown:
This is just an amazingly even matchup. Evans possesses superior striking power and wrestling while Forrest has the edge in jiu jitsu and stamina. Both are cabable of formulating great gameplans, but I believe that Griffin's trainer Randy Couture's knowledge of wrestling will negate Rashad's greatest advantage. 
Griffin retains UFC Light Heavyweight Title by split decision. 

It all goes down on December 27th from Las Vegas. Enjoy!


NFL Brief-- Week 15


The Playoffs are around the corner, Christmas and Chanukah are also upon us, and teams are shopping for the final playoff spot as we struggle to shop for that final perfect gift. Small sidebar, instead of the mass population trying to be politically correct every year and using the term holiday season for the month of December, lets just call it Christmakah, it is used by few already, has a good ring to it, and satisfies both affiliations without degrading either. Jewish people do believe in Jesus, as just a carpenter, but I'm sure his carpentry skills could create one hell of a Menorah, and yes Christians he would make the oil burn forever if that would make you happy. To be honest in a recession like we are in now, bring on those loaves of bread and endless fish I've read about, we could use it, the second coming couldn't come at a better time. It would help my 401k, feed the hungry, and he would be able to cure Cancer and AIDS, cancer first because you can't do anything about getting it, AIDS second because you should have listened better in 5th grade. Was that a bit of a tangent? (Yes for those of you who think I don't want a cure, I do! Cancer should come first in my opinion!) Where was I? Oh yeah, Football and Playoffs!

NFC- Giants and Arizona have spots wrapped and put under the tree, yet with the way they are playing they are going to be the first ones opened and returned to the store. The Cardinals got smoked by the Vikings, and the Giants look like a college team without having a real running attack since Brandon Jacobs has been hurt. Carolina is the best team in the NFL and should clinch that division. They will beat the Giants next Sunday night. Minnesota looks good in the NFC North. Leaves two wild card spots. I feel the Eagles will win out and take one by having Tampa or Atlanta taking the other, giving either of those teams the other spot. My guess is Atlanta I know a lot of people think I'm done not to include the Cowboys... but that's my opinion and we'll see how it plays out.

AFC- Pitt, Tennessee have it locked, and Denver is very close to doing the same. Leaves the AFC East and 2 wild cards up for grab. The Colts will take one wild card, also watch out for Peyton's team to pull a Giants of last year and win the Superbowl going in as a wild card. AFC east is a mess, three teams dead-locked at 9-5. so many scenarios so I'll keep it short. The Patriots will make the playoffs by winning the AFC east and not because of who is on the field, but who is on the sideline. Coach Belichick will find a way to get his team back to the playoffs

On to this week's Power of 5--

1. Panthers- defense wins, add a running game and strong O-Line you win a lot
2. Steleers- Gutsy win over the Ravens, even if the refs forgot the rules of what constitutes a TD
3. Giants- much like DMX or an old lady, they are Slippin' Fallin' and they can't get up
4. Colts- Yes they are behind Tennessee in their division, but if the two played, Colts would win
5. Tennessee- Kerry Collins has laid off the bottle for the first 12 weeks, maybe he picked it back up

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Suite Spot Turns 1000

Thanks to all of our readers... keep it up 2000 will come quicker than 1000 did... we appreciate all your support and we hope to only make visiting this blog more of an experience... thanks again-- Herbie, Beardo, Tooms, Keith... The Suite Spot

Sunday, December 14, 2008

C.C. Sabathia Run, Run Sabathia Run!

C.C. Sabathia is a hell of a pitcher. The Yankees are in dire need of help at the top of their rotation. As such, they have rewarded C.C. with the largest contract in the history of pitchers, $161 million over 7 years. 

That said, Sabathia is not without question marks. He is pushing 300 pounds, making him among the heaviest players in the history of baseball. He's only 28 years old, but he has averaged nearly 210 innings per year since 2001. That's an ungodly workload and ensures that there's considerable wear and tear on his arm. He's pitched over 500 innings the last 2 years. That alone makes him virtually unsignable for many teams as even the most durable pitchers (Kevin Brown, Pedro Martinez, etc.) break down after that kind of abuse. In addition, he has a lifetime 7.92 ERA in the postseason, and a history of poor performance against the Yankees chief rivals: the Boston Red Sox. 

Nonetheless, the Yankees were under a ton of pressure to get this deal done. They are still smarting from losing Johan Santana (still the absolute best pitcher in the game) to the crosstown Mets. They suffered through a poor year in 2008 due to an aging lineup and lack of depth on the pitching staff, finishing far behind both Boston and Tampa Bay. They absolutely must contend in their first year in the New Yankee Stadium. 

Quite frankly, C.C. Sabathia is a big risk to be rewarded with such a large contract; however, for the Yankees he is a necessary addition. He is likely to be placed on a fitness and conditioning program immediately and his workload will be drastically reduced to protect the huge investment. I am confident that the Yankees will come to rue this monster deal as it winds down, but in 2008 they simply had to pull the trigger. 

Still, the Yankees might not even be the best team in their own city as the acquisition of elite relief pitchers J.J. Putz and Francisco Rodriguez will make the Mets extremely dangerous. Look out for the Mets in 2009! And if Boston locks up Mark Teixeira? Yikes!

Friday, December 12, 2008

NBC takes gamble; gives Leno 10PM slot

After what has seemed like endless speculation about whether or not Jay Leno will stay with NBC once Conan O'Brien takes over The Tonight Show in May 2009, the peacock network dropped a bombshell this week:

Leno is staying and they're moving him to 10PM.

For months, Leno has been taking jabs at NBC on his late-night program and for the most part, it seemed like the supposedly disgruntled host would probably end up on either FOX or ABC as a direct competitor to Conan. Not the case - Leno has changed his tune and seems happy to be staying around. The magnitude of this move is immeasurable. NBC is taking a huge gamble and there are a number of things to consider...
  • By moving Leno into the prime-time 10PM slot, NBC is effectively saying good-bye to original programming in that block. No more hour long dramas means NBC saves money. Considering that Sunday Night Football consumes all of its respective night, that means NBC potentially has to program only 8PM to 10PM, five nights a week. That's a mere 10 hours of original programming, 3 or 4 of which are almost assuredly going to be reality shows. This is an entirely new model for the evening TV landscape.
  • Despite the fact that Leno is currently a ratings darling, that too may change. Consider what he'll now be going up against - CSI: Miami and CSI: NY are both huge ratings grabbers for CBS and FOX still airs 10PM local news broadcasts on most of its affiliates which often do much better than competitors 11PM broadcasts. Will a traditional late-night audience be around at 10PM?
  • More than anything though, this unfortunately speaks directly to NBC's faith in Conan O'Brien. The Late Night host admitted this week that much of his success is owed directly to having Jay Leno as a lead-in and he said he was thrilled for that to continue. Personally I can't see how he could possibly be happy about this since it's sure to hurt his numbers as he tries to gain new fans in May. While it's expected that Conan will bring his sizable viewership numbers with him, he's still a much newer, fresher, and younger host, while Leno's style still hearkens back to the days of Johnny Carson - a style many still prefer. Having Leno continue as Conan's lead-in not only takes away from the monumental transition on The Tonight Show, it practically negates it. You may recall the feud between Letterman and Leno when Carson retired. Granted Leno isn't retiring and that's the point - the average American isn't going to view this as anything other than, "Oh hey, all those shows start an hour earlier." Also, consider this: currently Leno leads right into Conan - a HUGE help. Once the regime change takes place, the 11PM news will be in between them. Will Leno's legion stick around for that 1/2 hour? Number will probably drop off.

Of course, lost in all of this mess is Jimmy Fallon, who's taking over the Late Night seat. What does everyone else think though? Is this move a risk for NBC, or a more-of-the-same safe bet?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

NFL Brief- Week 14


Its a good thing I wait until the football week is fully over to write this column. and yes that means staying up till near midnight to watch the Monday nighter. I still don't fully understand why if all primetime TV is driven by the east coast, why must the games start so late. Is it so the east coast can watch the first half but fall asleep before its over, or so that the west coast can get home from work for the second half, and miss how it all started. Games are stories, and we should have the ability to get the setup, the climax and the end of every one. Now I do, but I as others sacrifice sleep which leads to bags under the eyes and other flaws in appearance. I guess that's another argument altogether, but it is apparent that it bothers me. Regardless, this Monday nighter was great. The Carolina RB tandem of Deangelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart teamed up for 299 yards en route to a 38-23 dismantling of the Bucs. Get prepared now, sportscasters will start overusing the saying that is overused every year during December, "Carolina can now control their own destiny." I'm not sure if I like that one as much as "Seal their own fate" but you don't even need to keep your ears remotely open to hear these phrases used in the next three weeks. Ron Jaworski of ESPN said it 10 times in the 4th quarter last night, other's will use their "Jaws" in coming weeks to beat this to a bloody pulp. The fact is, the Panthers (10-3) play the GGGG-Men (11-2) in week 16. They win that game and win out.. they secure home field and a bye throughout the playoffs. There IS still a lot to play for in the remaining 3 weeks. Look at the AFC east if you don't believe me. Three teams at 8-5, divisional matchups still on the table, and with the wildcard most likely to come from another AFC division, winning the east is paramount for the Jets, Patriots, and Dolphins to make the playoffs. Should interesting and equally entertaining!

This weeks power of 5--

1. Giants- Loss to Eagles, but still the best team in the NFL
2. Titans- Decisive victory over the lowly Browns, big tests with Steelers and Colts in weeks 16 and 17
3. Panthers- ~~300 yards on the ground, solid D, big test week 16 vs. GGGGG-Men
4. Steelers- Roethlisberger is an uninspiring/ plain QB who finds a way to win almost every week
5. Colts- its hard not to like a Peyton led team down the stretch

As always thanks for visiting us at The Suite Spot, please comment, tell your friends and get involved!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

If Kong is wrong than I don't want to be right

Recently it has surprised me to hear that many have not heard of the superb documentary "King of Kong". This fantastic film is the best documentary of this decade and one of the best films that I've seen in a long time. It documents the battle between longtime Kong Kingpin Billy Mitchell and newcomer Steve Wiebe over the all time high score in Donkey Kong. It may sound silly to you, but this is one of the funniest, most dramatic, and just plain best movies in quite awhile. If you haven't seen it, find another friend who has also missed out and watch it with them. You'll look like you have amazing taste. It'll be our little secret.

Friday, December 5, 2008

OJ Sentenced-- Finally Justice is Served

It took more than 13 years, but finally OJ will be seeing hard time... judge Jackie Clark of the Nevada County Court system delivered a moving speech before giving OJ near max time for his armed robbery and kidnapping incident in Vegas this past October. The Suite Spot would like to know your thoughts on the verdict... Please let us know using by posting a comment. I feel to a point that this gives a percentage of the people who thought he was guilty 13 years ago for the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson a sense of relief... OJ is a criminal, and is finally being treated as such.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

In his words...

"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. The Suite Spot is more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - The Suite Spot or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

The Stripper from NYC

Friday night June 27, 2008 was not the typical night for me and a few friends. Myself and two guys were out to have a typical guys night out... Pregaming at the crib, watching the Yankees lose, drinking some bud light 40's, making fun of people we know, and deciding where we wanted to head out to. After a few forties were in the tank, we decided to head to an upper east side bar where young, slutty girls, often still in college with fake id's go to score a slightly older man with a job and the ability to pay for her drinks. Girls who start to mature at 24 and by 25 are somehow ready to settle down forgetting that the ages of 18-23 existed, especially if the doctor gave them a thumbs up once annually. The music at this place is conducive to hooking up, 90's and 80's tunes that everyone who is in or has been to college knows every lyric of, and hip-hop that makes these 18-23 year old's bootys shake and grind on each other and us men. Only two of us were allowed to flirt with the vixens on the floor as the others held true to their girlfriends and got drunk looking.

By 4 a.m. we were sauced, mildly successful and ready to head home. We left the bar and hailed a cab. The cabbie proceeded to drive right past our destination two blocks until we finally got dropped off. That was the single best mistake a cab driver has ever made. He deserves more of a tip we gave him to say the least. Walking back up those few blocks we spotted this blond haired woman aged about 23, wearing a short skirt and walking a little dog. Being as drunk as I was, I decided to ask her what kind of dog she had, when hearing it was a Yorkie I noticed a distinct upstate New York accent and told her we had gone to Syracuse. She was from buffalo and right then knowing her for 30 seconds asked us if we cared for a beer. She was too hot to say no, so we headed up to her 4th floor apartment, walked inside the door. She lived alone in this real nice 1 bedroom joint with many instruments spread across her living room. She handed us a few fresh beers and the conversation started...

I asked , "What were doing at 4:30a.m, just walking your dog, or getting out of work?"
"Just got out of work" She said.
"Ahh, where do you bartend?"
"I'm not a bartender!"

Right then and there I smiled, couldn't contain it really, there is only one other profession that I could think of at the time that would keep a girl like this out so late. She must have been a...

"I'm actually a stripper!" She said as she bent down, me and another friend noticed she was not wearing anything underneath her skirt and immediately believed her. She then asked if we cared to do some drugs, she opened a full box of drugs she said she got from her bouncers. You name it, it was in there, pills, pot, snow. Everything was in there. We passed on them and started joking and talking about our night out and how there were some good strippers in the making at the bar we were at. She explained how she was stripping to make enough money to record her own CD, as she was really an aspiring artist trying to make it big in NYC. (We've all heard that at one time or another) By 5:30 a.m I was awake talking to her, one friend was dead asleep, and the other was playing her instruments (musical). She told us where she was stripping at and told us to come by at one time or another as soon as she got done her tour. Her and her co-workers were going on a month long tour to promote the strip club. She gave me her number and said to keep in touch as we were "now neighbors" and when she was done her tour that we'd get together.

We woke up the next day, laughed it off and checked the strip club's website, sure enough the tour was listed and she was the cover girl. She picked up my first phone call and made plans she later cancelled, second call went unanswered. I guess I'll never see this dame again unless I pay for the experience.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

NFL Brief- Week 13


Hope every member of The Suite Spot faithful enjoyed their Thanksgiving, ate a lot of turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, gravy, pies and whatever your favorite dish might be not mentioned. That said, after attacking my second helping of all the fixings I headed to the downstairs of my grandparents house to watch the traditional turkey day Lions game. It took me only 25 years to figure out why they put the Lions on Thanksgiving. Tryptophan folks, tryptophan!!! This amino acid that has been proven to cause drowsiness is the perfect supplement to a healthy nap for any Lions game. When I turned the game on it was the beginning of the second quarter, the score was already 21-3 in favor of Tennessee. I knew the game wouldn't be close, but please at least let me catch up with family I haven't seen for a year before I turn out the lights. The Lions ARE THE TRYPTOPHAN of the NFL, and its a shame that the people who schedule games haven't figured this one out for any part of the last 15 years, maybe they have been in a sleep-induced coma? Maybe I'm mad, or maybe I just want to enjoy football a little more after such a delicious feast.

I don't even want to give Plaxico Burress any ink here, but is it necessary to have a gun in a nightclub, and own it without a permit. Obviously you shouldn't have a gun in your pocket if you don't know that there is a safety button that will prevent it from "accidentally" shooting yourself in the foot. A player like this should be fired forever. If I, working for any other company was caught doing things criminal, my employer would have the right to can me, the NFL should do it right now, fire Plaxico and use this as a precedence. Criminal behavior should be allowed in the NFL as much as O.J. Simpson should have walked. There is no place for it.

On a lighter side--- this week's power of 5

1. Giants- will find a way to win with/without Plax
2. Titans- running game and defense too strong
3. Steelers- Best run D in the league, and a secondary to go with it
4. Panthers- Stewart and Williams proving to be a deadly 1-2 punch at RB
5. Dallas- With Romo back and D getting healthier, watch out

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